4 February 2015

Take This Simple IQ Test To Find Out Where Do You Stand?

With average IQ You can churn out at least 15 morals to the story within 
15 minutes. While a genius will get more than 25 morals. 

There was this sparrow, pretty but headstrong and sharp tongued. She got fed up with her lot and tried flying high. For long she flew higher and higher with gay abandon. Suddenly her wings froze and she fell to mother earth in a tail spin. A passing lion saw her, and took pity on the frozen bird. He had promises to keep, and miles to go before he could sleep. The kind lion shat on the sparrow, to thaw her. Her beak thawed first. She heaped abuses on the lion for crapping on her. A passing fox heard the din, walked past the lion, and ate the sparrow.


Now take a pause for 15 minutes and write down the Morales you can derived out of this story.

Take a Pause, Take a pause.

Well now you have written down the Morales, find these Morales derived out of this story. You can still be genius to add more into it.

Here are the Morals derived from the story…..

1- Never jump the gun, for if you do that you lose the race at the starting line .
2- When you are neck deep in shit and still comfortable be patient, and work things out with a cool head .
3- A sharp tongue only slits our own lip .
4- Indulging in short term pleasures are ok, but don’t do it for too long.
5- Don’t abuse somebody because he gave you only 10 Rs charity while you expected 15.
6- Help is help, which ever way it is.
7- All are prone to temptation, that is why the lion used his asshole end instead of his mouth end.
8- Know your friends, who help you in need.
9- Sometimes people may shit on you for your own good.
10- Jhatka o surge can hurt you, the lion used his warm shit to thaw the tender sparrow.
11- Ingratitude is not tolerated, that is why the fox had the guts to eat up the sparrow whom the lion helped.
12- Do not put your mouth into motion before your brain is in gear.
13- Important people sometimes don't have time to waste over you, n hence will help you on their time table & methods, not yours. Hence lion did not blow dry the frozen sparrow.
14- When you abuse a powerful man , do not do it in public, as opportunists will take immediate advantage.
15- Strike the iron only when it is hot.
16- A helpless person must not abuse.
17- Do not go beyond your limits.
18- Be happy with your lot.
19- Anger can destroy you.
20- Pride goes before a fall .
21- Rush of blood makes you vulnerable.
22- A slip of the tongue can cost your dear.
23- A suspicious mind always looks at the black side of things.
24- Effectiveness is doing the right thing —the lions thawing warm shit was effective .
25- Practice moderation in life.
26- Some people seek to help, not to please.
27- A friend is someone who walks in when others walk past.
28- If you are patient in one moment of anger, it will save you a 100 days of sorrow.
29- You are not punished for your anger, but always BY your anger.
30- Most of your pain is self chosen.
31- Be grateful to people who helps you , without expecting anything in return.
32- You know your friends in adversity, not prosperity.
33- Nobody does anything in a particular way , for one single reason.
34- Misfortune shows you all those who are not your friends
35- Beware of opportunists. They won't hesitate even in eating shit if it suits them.



by Mr Ajit Vadakayil. (received from mail)


Story Is The Smallest Creation

A story is made of a sentence or more, it narrates an incident filled with at-least an emotion.   



A story communicates feelings in the form of an energy, either positive or negative. 

A story can travel in past or in future, or can happen in present. 

A story is a product of imagination via the roots of thinking and visualization. 

A story is a precursor of an Innovation, and is a creation itself.


A STORY IS A FIRST AND SMALLEST CREATION OF HUMAN BEING.


Kurt Vonnegut- Writer, Artist- In his book "Bagombo Snuff Box Uncollected Short Fiction" listed eight rules for writing a short story.

(He had a very unique signature also.) 


1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Here is the best qualifier to do the smallest creation i.e. write a story. 

"BRAKE ALL THESE RULES EXCEPT THE FIRST."



Learn to create. We can help you. 

Harsch Kumar Lall